Saturday, April 29, 2006

The Time has come the Walrus Said to Speak of Many Things...

Well it's less then a week into the summer vacation and all I have to say is I can't wait for school. Maybe it was the 3 hours of sleep I got maybe it's the constant nagging or fighting that took place between Dave and Al but yesterday sucked the big one and frankly today hasn't been a walk in the park either. You must be thinking "oh he's probably over reacting" but rest assured I am not over reacting take for example the fight that took place at the dinner table last night. Dave put some napkins on the table beside the napkin holder and Al goes bat shit insane on him and before long their both yelling about these napkins. You heard me right folks "napkins" paper fucking napkins. Now I "love" my family as much as the next person but really now I know why Lizzie Borden killed her family. So the calender is marked and only 125 or so days till school starts again.

Speaking of crazy killers I watched a really creepy/awsome movie. It's called "Misery" rent it, it rocks but be warned it is based off a Stephen King novel so it's kind of crazy but in a good way. Also if you haven't you should watch the entire "Nightmare on Elms Street" movies they start out kind of creepy and good but they quickly decend into crazy/lame comedies. Vince and I also rented Tristen and Isolde and once again it was a good watch and Vince even liked it. I was kind of shocked cause my tastes in movies is often very different to his tastes. Those of you who haven't seen it go and rent/buy it right now. I believe much movie watching will be happening this summer so be prepared for lots of movie reviews/warnings.

Well this will be my last post pre-Disney land so next you hear from me I will be back and working at the old DQ. I am hopeful that a routine will help to distract me from the home life and if worse comes to worse theres always drugs and alcohol. Ah the sweet imbrace of killing millions of brains cells and pissing on myself but enough about my nightly routines. I have come to the conclusion that I should not have told anyone that I was going to go into the ministry it has complicated my life in too many ways. Everyone seems overly critical about what it is I want to do and what it is I don't want to do. Apparently the only way to be a minister is to sit in my room reading the Bible (in greek mind you) and have nothing to do with the secular world around me. This bothers me on so many levels. ApparentlyI should be oppossed to "loud secular music", violent video games and oh and God forbid . . . fantasy or Stephen King novels. A pox on all of them nigh a pox is too good for them ... a curse of the highest levels is the only thing suitable for them. The curse should preferably be something with Mummies or Werewolves although blindness and deafness arn't out of the question.

Wow this is getting kind of rantish. Too many thoughts inside my brain; I find this blog a suitable outlet for them and people can read them . . . wait that may be a bad thing. Hmm I think a blog can be used for grounds for commitment. There is only one solution . . . I must burn down the internet sure many perverts may lose access to their vast porn collection but sacrifices must be made (as long as they don't directly involve me).

Well it's getting late so I think I will go shut my brain off before it over heats. I'll talk to ya'll later when I get back. Oh and forgive the above rant it was done on a fevered mind but atleast it ain't boring. Bleh

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

There's no place like home?

Well Vince and I made it back to Dawson yesterday. The trip wasn't all that exciting but thank god he got that ipod keeping him awake would have been harder otherwise. I don't know what is up with all the bumble bees we hit it was crazy. It looked like we had driven through a hive. Although yellow bug guts on a white truck do look kind of nice. Aside from the bugs the only other animal we saw was a deer but it was just lying there on the side of the road sleeping. I don't know why it would sleep there it seems dangerous. We made good time and made it to Dawson by about 3 pm so we had lots of time to unpack our things and such.

I lucked out and got one of my birthday presents early so I could use it on our upcoming trip to Disney land. My family went together and got me a sweet ipod nano with 4g's of music storing goodness. So all last night and this morning ive been loading music onto it and listening to it. I've only got about 1g loaded on it and thats over 14 hours of music or so. I also got another surprise some of the people who had quit the DQ last year came back so I get to work with awsome people this summer so I thought that was kewl.

As of today I am not tired of my family although after the trip I give them 1-2 weeks before I start not wanting to see them. Although I am still excited for next year to start cause next year will R0XX0r (pronounced Rockzors).

Well thats about it from me for right now. I'll try to update more but if nothing happens nothing gets written. I'll see everyone on MSN... hopefully.

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Sunday, April 16, 2006

And So it Begins

Well I never thought I would be writing a blog but here I sit typing. In case you're wondering the main reason I am writing this is half bordom half ... um ... hmm ... well ... there's... nope there's no other reason, it's pretty much 100% boredom. I am pretty sure that this will only hold my interest for about a month so bear with me. Although who knows?

I feel sorry for everyone who went away this weekend cause it was packed with Sex, drugs and rock and roll. Lots of rocking and rollin if you know what I mean . Oh in case you didn't know it was only Rod and myself all weekend. Although that last round of it was kind of hard on the back (hammocks are not safe). But really it was kind of boring so it will be cool to see everyone one last time before exams finish up and we go home again. I curse the man who thought up the idea of testing students on content that was taught in classes. It's almost like he thought we should actually know the subjects instead of just giving us diplomas. Bah I say Bah.

I think that we should change the way we demonstrate our knowledge of a subject and do it through interpretive dance. That would be a lot less stressful then reading and memorizing a book. If worse comes to worse you can make something up on the spot what are the teachers going to say? They wouldn't want to look like they can't understand what you're trying to say. Or even better cooking. In english you would cook something like bangers and mash, greek make a greek salad, psycology could be ... um ... something in the shape of a phallus.

Ah but after this week of exams, that I am almost sure comes from the deepest level of hell and the minds of those contained there, comes the glorious 4 months of summer. Ah those 4 months will be swell full of relaxation, free (good) food, and working for money to subject ourselves to this crazy time we call schooling. Oh and who can forget the experience of moving back in with your family that should be awsome. Well we shall see what awsomness that this summer contains.

Well thats all for this installment but hopefully there will be more rambling thoughts from my mind because if there arn't well then that means I am dead. But morn not for my death but for yourselves who would be robbed of my ramblings.

(The author is not responisble for spelling mistakes, grammer errors, false facts, stuff that makes no sense, stuff that may seem like a good idea but isn't, dizziness, vomiting, deafness, blindness, religious experiences,rectile bleeding, questioning the existence of God, erectile difficulties, and or pregnancy).

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