He's Hitler with a tail. He's "The Omen" with whiskers. Even Nostradamus didn't see him coming!

So as some of you may know we have a mouse in our room. Atleast that was the story up untill about 7 o clock this evening. Earlier today I saw that the mouse had come back obviously the compressed air to the face didnt phase him for long. So I watched it out of the corner of my eye attempting to pick an opertune time to strick and drive it from the room. During this process I saw him scamper out into the hall and disapear. This was all good because in my mind now that the mouse was out of our room it was no longer my problem. Then later Matty found it in the laundry room. We managed to capture it with out harm and after taking pictures as evidence that we were not crazy took him out to the river valley. Hopefully, for his sake, that is the last we see of him becuase if I see another mouse i am getting a trap.

So this weekend was kind of bleh in my opinion. And if you dont like my opinion then I just have one thing to say to you " Why are you reading my blog?". Once again it seemed to zip by and once again the kitchen staff screwed me over cause their food still tastes like crap. (Again if you dont agree why are you here?). Certain people have become depressed or disappointed and man does it suck to stand by not knowing what to do or say to them.

I have accomplised a great feat though this weeked (not studying alot for hebrew does not qualify) that is I have tranversed the entire Internet and let me tell you there is some messed up stuff on it. Like did you know that there are entire webpages of nekkid people doing things with each other including using food in a manner that God did not intend. Also the amount of Emo/depressed/goth/losers, who post a blog and then tell about how crappy their life is and how they are going to kill/maim/burn/cut themselves is on the increase. So remember have your emo spade or neutered its the least we can do for future generations. Now if you are looking for something crazy or used I suggest you look up E-Bay. Now not too many people know about it and I dont think it will last very long but right now its an awsome place to trade porn/used tissues or clothing / or anything that may have touched a celebraty. Now here is some information to live by DO NOT MAKE A WEBPAGE FOR YOUR PET. You cannot believe how many "Sparkies homekennel" or "Fluffy's international webpage for cuteness" websites there are. People ... pets are not humans (shocking I know) sure they may be your only friends because you cant fit through the door to go outside but seriously WTF. If your pet had a chance they would kill you in your sleep. Also they have no souls so ya wont see' em in heaven or in many cases hell.

Now something I also came across was many sites that seemed to be created by "Crazies" that is people who think tinfoil makes a great jogging excessoring while they are out trying to wire tap in to the mircochips the government placed in their fillings. Now a thought comes to mind "Do you honestly know you are crazy?" or does it seem like everyone else is crazy? If it is the latter then I may be in trouble. When ever I read or hear latter I always think of ladder is this just me? if so crap once again.

I have also found another great use for the internet MSN although when the one dude you talk to goes offline or is just upstairs the uses become quite limited. It does however allow me to write dirty words to someone which is a nice change from speaking them.

The countdown to "Blind Guardian" continues with only 21 days left befor we leave. All I have to say is WEWT. I am excited but a little nervous this will be the first time I plan and execute a trip with out my parents or someone else in charge. I am hopeful that it goes well.

I am finding that these days of the same thing over and over again are becoming quite tiresome. Infact a good Scooby Doo type mystery would be interesting. Like some sort of Concordia ghost could start scaring people and it could turn out to be the gardener and as he's taken away he shouts "I would have gotten away with it to, if it wasnt for those meddlesome kids!" ya that would be cool. Or maybe some sort of invading forces senario with vikings, ninja's and pirates... oh and some sort of crazy wizard named tim. That would be cool and awsome oh wait and rightous it would be... cowastous... or rightawsool... something like that anyway.

Well I think I have rambbled enough for tonight perhaps I will crash... naw its only 10 that would be too early gotta wait till atleast 1.

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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Well that was the fastest, most boring , most unproductive weekend so far this year. Everyone is back and school just started again today weeeee. Well that time of year has come again that time when papers start to be due and tests are to be done. Of course during this time a strange sickness claims the students calle Hateus Schoolitis. In laymens terms it means "Oh my god! the work! i want to gouge my eyes out with a fork". Now many of you maybe wondering "Do I have Hateus Schoolitis?". Well there is a simple test that you, yourself can apply to check to see if you are coming down with this hideous, frustrating diesese. Firstly , does slamming your head into a wall, book , door , or person seem like more fun then going to class or studying? Second do you get cold chills , cold sweat or headaches when faced with writing in any form even menus? Do you write fanfics about rising to power or gaining super powers and killing and or maiming the entire faculty and or crappy caffiteria staff? If you or anyone else you know answered yes to any of these questions then you more then likely will die.
But do not worry there IS a cure. Immediatly admisnister 1 nap followed by some sort of caffiene laced substance (coffee and chocolate are two common things). Next put away all text books and read a real book for fun none of that extra credit get ahead of the course shit. Second DO NOT under any circumstances start on or look at rough copies, outlines or summaries of any of you papers. This point is extremly important, if you do happen to glance or heaven forbid scan on of these texts don't panic immediatly take another nap followed by atleast two more douse of your prefered caffiene. If the stress and or symptoms increase or do not lessen i recommend that you take a bath in peanut butter (smooth peanut butter is ok but Chunky is the prefered treatment).

By now some of you maybe wondering "Wait, is he a real, doctor" and I am here to say that while i technecly dont have a PHD or anything like that the reason is that i care too much about you people to make you wait 7 long years for me to go through proper channels to obtain what I was born to do and that is heal. More of you may be wondering "Wait I thought doctors were supposed to wear pants?" this is a common misconception. You see a doctor of rare dieseses such as Hateus Schoolitis gets his knowledge directly from the extra brains stored in his or hers thigh and knee bones. You see when pants are put on the telepathic link between these brains is reduced and makes reaction times slower so as such we are required to remove our pants to help you the people feel better and get well. (and the breeze is nice)

Also by now some of you may be wondering where I come up with this stuff and I am here to tell you that it is a gift.... or wait was it a diesese (skitzafrenia? , the deep down crazy's?) no its deffinatly not a dieses its a gift (from Santa I think maybe the Easter bunny). Anywho I should end this cause frankly its starting to scare even me but really what are you going to do eh? So in conclusion School sucks and life after school isnt much better (what? you wanted something positive? go watch sesame street ya freaks)

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