Excuse me I'm looking for the nuclear wessels

Well we have hit that glorious week of the year "Burn out week". Ugh. But wait there has to be some sort of "List" we could "check" to see if it really is burn out week. hmmm I know we can make a "horizontal line of things that would need to be completed to conclude that it is indeed burn out week" or a HLTTWNTBCTCTIIIBOW for short. So I will type up some questions to test to see just if burn out week is going to hit you and how to prevent/treat it.

1. Have you or have you not been so over whelmed with school lately that you are finding it hard to organize your sock drawer?

2. Are you more attracted to water fowl then normally?

3. Have you started to do something and forgotten what you were doing and/or were your pants are?

4. Have you put on blue face paint on half of your face, put on a kilt and waged war against the English declaring proudly "FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMM" from a mountain top?

5. Have you do the same as the above but instead shouted "SPPPPPPOOOOOOOONNNNNN?

6. Have you shaved your head and then thought it was a bad idea so you glued it back on ?

7. Typed up a blog that makes little sense?

8. Typed up a blog that makes so much sense that anyone who reads it has their head explode then the government comes and confiscates the webpage and befor you know it your hanging out in a secret prison under the white house chilin with Elvis , Martin Luther and Jesus who actually came back 4 years ago but since then has been locked in the prison addicted to internet forums and Mountain Dew? Also Luther is emo.

9. Had a religious experience only to find that you left hair care products on the heater and its the fumes making you dizzy and that the image of Mary is only a towel rack?

10. Have you made two religious cracks and offended both catholics and protestants in the same blog post?

11. Decided that sleep is indeed for the weak and try to stay up all night only to find yourself already asleep on the keyboard with a blog page open and nothing but t's and m's typed because wen you fell asleep your face smacked the desk and those two buttons got stuck?

12. Have you or have you ever had sexual relations with that women Mr President?

13. Do you now or have you ever believed that small green aliens frequently visit you in your dreams but instead of imparting knowledge of how to cure cancer or live forever they only trade recipes with you concerning beef and beef related meats? And then woken up with a roasting thermometer in your butt?

14. Realize that damn i can't spell worth crap on this thign.

If you or any of your friends answer yes and or no to any of these questions then it is imperative that you get them to a hospital ASAP. They need to be filled with cotten candy and from my experience cotten cand is often found at hospitals except it's white and doesnt taste like anything but cotten. If you are not anywhere near a hospital then you must tear up the carpet in your room or living area and consume it with mustard. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT IT MUST NOT BE ANY OF THOSE STUPID "HONEY MUSTARDS" OR "SPICY MUSTARDS" IT MUST BE NORMAL MUSTARD. mayo works too.

Now that you have been diagnosed and treated for "Burn Out" week . Your life will be different. Colors will have lost their brightness and sounds seem dull in your ears. Thats probably cause you have sunglasses and ear plugs in. Take them out. Now everything should be ok.

I will now leave you with these parting words. CLOCK , TREE, YELLOW and BECAUSE. feel free to use them as often as you like. Except TREE you can only use that on twice a day.

---Steve has left the server---